The parochial house roof is leaking, and they need to raise some money...
God Almighty, that's going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think, Dougal, how can we raise some money?
Hmmm....
Yes, I know. Aha! (give knowing glance)
Aha!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I think so, Ted. But now wait, I'm not sure....
What?
I mean, it is a big step, and err, where are we going to get the guns?
(mystified) What are you talking about?
Oh, wait a minute now - actually I might have been thinking about something different...
You thought we were going to rob a bank, didn't you?
I did, yeah!
Well, Dougal, this isn't a Bruce Willis film. I was thinking more along the lines of a raffle.
(The roof is leaking and water is dripping onto Father Jack's head down his arm and into his glass. Ted and Dougal begin to move Jack's chair away from the leak)
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