Father Ted, Jack and others in “Think Fast, Father Ted”

(Using a long stick with Dougal's help to wake Jack up from distance) Father, father, wake up! It's just us.

(Waking up) Get to feck! (Throws down stick) Drrrriiink!(Reaches for his glass and begins to drink)

(Panicked) No Father don't drink that it's...

FECKIN' WATER!