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Father Ted · Season 2

Father Ted and Father Dougal in “Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading”

(having had enough of Sister Assumpta's methods, Ted and Dougal plan to escape)

I'll leave her a note saying we've gone to a funeral or something.

Or... an autopsy! Why don't we say we had to go to an autopsy instead! That'd be more exciting!

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