(Ted is trying to convince Niamh to give them back the parochial house)
We're a very progressive parish!
I hope it's not a hideaway for pedophile priests. That whole thing disgusted me!
Well Niamh, we're not all like that. Say if there's two hundred million priests in the world and five percent are pedophiles, that's still only ten million.
(Niamh is confused at Ted's statement)
No. What we wanted to create here was a world free of intolerance and hypocrisy.
Really Father?
Yes. If there's one thing I hate it is hypocrisy.
(A happy Father Liam suddenly comes to the window with a newspaper. He pointed Ted the front page in big bold headlines reading '"Priest praises lovely bottoms"')
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