Niamh Conolly and Father Ted in “Rock-a-Hula Ted”

The church in Ireland secretly had lots of potatoes during the famine, and they hid the potatoes in pillows and sold them abroad in potato fairs. And the Pope closed down a lot of the factories that were makin' the potatoes and turned them into prisons for children.

God almighty, she says that as if there's something sinister about it all! I mean, what is the problem with her?!