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Father Ted · Season 2

Niamh Connolly, Father Ted and others in “Rock-a-Hula Ted”

(Niamh Connolly is being interviewed on TV again)

Niamh Connolly

Craggy Island. Yeah. Craggy Island's the place for me.

(Ted and Dougal are watching the TV in shock)

Niamh Connolly

I see it as being a safe haven for those who wish to escape the hypocrisy of the mainland.

Father Ted

God!

Niamh Connolly

I wish to create a world free from sexual and religious intolerance

Father Ted

No that's terrible news!

(Ted switches TV off)

Father Ted

Right! Basically we have to stand our ground. If she's on the island I'm bound to bump into her. I'll just tell her the people of Craggy island will NOT stand for a world free of sexual and religious intolerance!

Father Dougal

(animated in his agreement) No Way! Jose!

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