(Father Ted is judging "The Lovely Girls" competition)
(speaking into microphone) And now... walking!
(The girls begin walking around traffic cones as if they are at an animal show)
Look at them there. Walking around. Look out there Mary! Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?
FLFather Liam
(Walks up to Ted and speaks quietly) Careful there Ted. That might offend the girls.
(agrees, then speaks into microphone) Of course. They all have lovely bottoms!
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