Wait, I got one! You see the way he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place?
Yeah?
Why don't we call him Father Jack Hackett?
[sarcastically] Perfect! Father Jack it is!
What?
Ah, nothing, Father. Dougal names his new pet rabbit after you.
What?
Are you all right, Father Jack?
What?
He’s not talking to you, Father, he’s talking to the rabbit.
What?!
I think Father Jack wants a drink.
[gleeful] Drink! Drink!
Maybe we could give him water.
Water!? Feck!
Dougal, this is getting far too confusing!
Ah Ted I've got used to calling him Father Jack! Can we not call Father Jack something else?
[exasperated] Great! What'll we call him?! Flipper! Flipper the Priest!
Yes!
No, Dougal. This is not going to work.
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