Father Dougal, Father Ted and others in “The Plague”

You know the way he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place?

Yes?

Why don't we call him Father Jack Hackett?

What?

Oh, nothing, Father. Dougal's decided to name his new pet rabbit after you.

What?

Dougal this is far too confusing! Can you not come up with a better name?

Ah Ted I've got used to calling him Father Jack now! Can we not call Jack something else?

[exasperated] Flipper! Flipper the Priest!

Yes!

I think Father Jack wants a drink.

Yes!

Right, get him some water.

Water? Feck!