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Father Ted · Season 2

Bishop Brennan and Father Ted in “The Plague”

Bishop Brennan

Alright Crilly, I'll make this short. What would the following suggest to you: "Jack", "sleep-walking", and "bollock-naked"?

Father Ted

Oh no!

Bishop Brennan

Now this is the third time in the last six months! You may have heard of Brian Noonan, a very important Junior Minister- and a personal friend of mine- and I can tell you now the last thing he and his family needs to see is the vision of an elderly priest wearing only a hat and a pair of socks! Now I'll be around on Thursday to inspect security arrangements, and Crilly...

Father Ted

Yes, your Grace?

Bishop Brennan

[referring to the previous call] If you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms!

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