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Father Ted · Season 1

Father Ted and Doctor in “Entertaining Father Stone”

Father Ted

[As Jack is wheeled past on a gurney] There he is. What's today's emergency, Doctor?

DDoctor

We're not sure. I think it's a combination of Babycham and Harpic!

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