Fetch the comfy chair.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
My progeny were tiny. Tiny and handsome, like their father.
I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
You're not seriously considering going down there, are you? For goodness sake, did you see that thing?
You do not have to go down there, Your Flatulence.
All right, one quick trip to the pharmacy coming up. Out the door, turn left at the creature.
If your hand is still there in one microt, I'll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.
Zhaan, let me explain to you what is going on inside my nose right now. Large pieces of green mucus, gunk...
D'Argo, D'Argo, no no no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry.
How animalcentric of you, John!
No offense, but I say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port, and get the hezmana out of here.
It's a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.
Oh, just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.
How you doing?
I have to pee. [Both start laughing]
She was vague to the point that I suspect she doesn't have a clue.
Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
I love hanging with you, man.
[seeing the burning moon] Hey, you bastards... John Crichton Was Here!
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