They have worlds out there, people that you wouldn’t believe. But they do not have chocolate.
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Rain... Is that what you call this? I like it.
Listen, sunshine... You wanna be part of this crew?
On your good days!
This is one of the good days. I thought you were junior Miss Tough-Chick-of-the-Universe?
[telling a joke to Crichton] And then the Trollian priest turns to the Kalanese cleric and says, "Doesn't bother me. You should have seen her mother!"
I haven't heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn't even go to the moon anymore.
You'll be happy to know I have a plan.
You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?
One Mippippippi... Two Mippippippi...
Oh hell, we're screwed.
Should I disrobe so it's memorable?
My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.
Always a party.
Is everybody aboard this ship kinkoid?
A little while ago a commando skewered you with his Swiss Peacekeeper army knife.
[raving and pointing] ...MY SIDE! YOUR SIDE! MY SIDE! YOUR SIDE!...
Danger... danger, Will Robinson. Beware of the chair... beware of the chair.
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