They know we’re here.
Oh, nothing gets by you, does it?
All S1
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[After the Grudeks fire at them]
[whispering] Make them think you are dead!
Okay, Sputnik. [walks out to the catwalk and fires back] YOU MISSED!!
[flaunting his rear end to the hound] You want some o' this? Yeah! Grade-A prime American beef!
[about the baby] Maybe it's not mine at all.
DADream Aeryn
You just won't let that rest, will you?
Nah, maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny tiny goatee.
DADream Aeryn
Maybe.
Maybe there's half a metal face on it.
DADream Aeryn
Maybe.
Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.
DADream Aeryn
Then we'll know it's yours.
Wormholes, Aeryn, Earth, Aeryn, Scorpius, Aeryn. I'm out of fingers. Want me to keep counting on hers? [holds up Sikozu's severed hand]
OWOld Woman
Ask Vella, if all the priests died here, why are there no bones? Why are there no bones?
Remember me?
Oh yeah, I remember a couple of things.
OWOld Woman
Crichton! (Moves to hug him)
Oh! Ah - damn! You need a bath!
OWOld Woman
Never bathe, never bathe - It washes off the juice.
Vella (to Jool): Intellectually - Luxans are a subspecies. He will make mistakes. You will be blamed for them.
Well, to use one of your expressions, you're gonna have to take one for the team.
Technically, I've taken two!
And now it's time for the triple.
BBraca
Hello, Crichton.
Hiya, Braca. Let me ask you a question. You're a man of the world, right? Does my ass look big in these pants?
OWOld Woman
Crichton - we're all gonna die, but he can live down there until the magnetic summer ends.
And-?
OWOld Woman
And... (Pulls a pulse pistol out and tosses it out of his reach over the cliff.)
John (Annoyed): Was that Winona?
OWOld Woman
Yes
I really don't wanna know where you hid her.
Great. We're hunted by Peacekeepers, towing a dead module, lost in the Uncharted Territories with no purpose in life. How good does it get?
JJool
You may not have been Vella's intellectual equal...
Well I am now. She's a rock.
Jool (To D'Argo): You have more courage... integrity and honesty than a dozen Vellas. And I should have said that to her.
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