How come everything tastes like chicken?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You burn your old people?
No, it just sounded like a good idea.
Okay, okay, I'm with you. I just have one small, little question... Who is Lou Costello?
This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic? She's a triple threat.
Damn! This has got to be bad for the sperm count.
Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?
Asylum? What is it with Peacekeepers. First they hunt us, then they want to move in. Are we a bed and breakfast. Do we have a sign outside that says "Free HBO?"
You're coming with me. We may need a nerd.
See plant, kill plant
That's got to be on the Luxan coat of arms.
If this goes bad, please die first so my last moment can be joyous.
Aeryn... I figure a relationship... the kind we're not having... is based on trust.
I'm so sorry.
Yah. Me too. Cause you don't trust me. So, I don't know how to trust you.
I think I've earned your trust.
I would put my life... in your hands... but not my heart.
You're a pimped-out, arrogant fleshie who wants to use my road where NONE SHALL PASS.
You carry a weapon.
Second amendment.
Pilot, I got a ton of groceries to unload.
I'm going wabbit hunting.
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