Nobody yet helped me become a better kid. In fact, today, I’m gonna ask for—nay, OUCH—a raise.
"Nay"? Wow! *becomes super intense* This new you is a bigger surprise than when they're making fun of a celebrity on The Reading Rainbow, and the real life celebrity walks in behind them!!!
[cutaway to Peter and Lois watching TV in the living room]
Oh-ho-ho, boy, they're really socking it to the celebrity. LEVAR!!!!
[laughing] Yeah, can you imagine how mad the celebrity would be? I mean, wherever they are at this particular moment, if they're watching, they must be…
[Peter and Lois gasp in shock]
[laughing excitedly] That's the actual celebrity walking up right behind them!
He… he's catching 'em right in the act! The… the SNL actor doesn’t know! Oh, he's gonna get in trouble! Look how mad the actual celebrity is! He's folding his arms and frowning!
[pats Peter's shoulder] He tapped the SNL actor on the shoulder!! [grabs Peter and shakes him] Look how surprised the SNL actor is!!
[shakes his legs excitedly] “AAAHHH, HE'S COMPLETELY BUSTED!!!”
[cackles maniacally] HA HA HA AH!
[Peter smashes his beer on the floor, then he and Lois proceed to throw and smash the living room declarations while hollering and hooting before Meg comes downstairs with a flamethrower]
Meg I WAS WATCHING UPSTAIRS ON HULU!!! [sets fire to the couch and throws it over]
[Brian crashes his Prius through the window, which sends him through the car's windshield onto its hood]
[holds up his phone] I SAW IT ON MY PHONE!!!
[Quagmire crashes his plane through the ceiling]
MY PLANE HAS WI-FI!!!
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