[Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe are locked in the attic for hours]
Peter, I'm going crazy up here.
We all are. You gotta talk to Lois.
Damn it, you're right. [yells through hatch] Lois, let us out of here!
No way! You like it so much?! Then you can rot up there with your buddies!
Lois, so help me God, if you don't let us out right this second, I'm gonna take a dump on your wedding dress!
You wouldn't dare!
Don't test me. I'll do it! We'll all do it! Quagmire, pull down your pants!
What I'm not doing with that?!
You leave my dress alone, Peter!
If we'll don't get us out of here, I'll make a doodie on it.
What are you nuts?!
I've been crowning for 6 hours!
Cleveland's pants are off, Lois! Here come mine! This is happening!
Lois, they're not bluffing! Open the door!
I miss Bonnie!
Damn it, Peter, you hold that in! I know you can you did it on the ferry to Block Island!
Oh my God, I'm gonna puke!
That's good! Puke on the dress! Puke on the dress!
[angry sighs] Dammit! [she goes into the bathroom ablnd grabs a towel holder off, while Meg sits on the toilet]
Not all snake bites are lethal.
[Lois pries the attic door open, dumping Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire onto the floor]
There! You happy!?
You were too late. We pooed on the gown.
Ripped a big hole in your ceiling, too.
I barfed on Peter's ass. I-I don't know if it got on the dress or not, Lois, but I-I am...I am so sorry.
Yeah, this was all a huge disaster.
[inhales] Let's just agree that we both went a bit too far, hmm?
I might need 2 weeks off from this friendship...
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