Wassup?! [The Cleveland Show theme music plays as Cleveland approaches the guys]
[normally] Oh, hey, Cleveland!
Hi!
Wait, don't you have a show to do...[chuckles] Oh wait, that's right!
Alright, I knew this was comin'! Everybody, gimme your best shot!
Oh, my G - where do I even begin? You know, it's not a good sign that this is the first time a lot of people are realizing you had a show!
Your logo was stupid. Looked like a big purple penis and your ratings blew.
We did about the same as Bob's Burgers.
That's your bar?! Oh, shame on you!
This is good. This is constructive.
The talking bear was so bad, Seth MacFarlene quit voicing him after Season 2.
It's hard to make a talkin' bear funny.
[laughs] It worked out okay in movie form!
What was supposed to be the show's audience? Who did you make it for? Like, some black guy who never met another black guy?
Anything else?
Yeah, here's four seasons' worth of DVDs of what we've been up to. You know, just so you're back up to speed. And I'll warn ya ahead of time - these have jokes in 'em.
I...I don't have a DVD player.
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