Meg, get in the car! We're going home!
I'm not going home. I'm 18, and you can't tell me what to do anymore!
Meg, I'm only gonna say this once! You may be an adult, but you're still my daughter, and it's my job to protect you from errant wieners! So I don't care how old you are, you're gonna do what I say and GET IN THE DAMN CAR!
Yes, Daddy. [walks away sadly with Peter following behind her, Lois walks up to Quagmire]
If you ever touch my daughter again, I will cut your thing off and feed it to Brian!
Okay.
And Peter and I get this cabin for one weekend a month! Do you understand me?
Yes, ma'am.
Peter, I got us the cabin!
Yay!
[Back to Quagmire] I don't ever want to see you on our doorstep for at least a month!
Would you sign the guestbook on your way out?
[sighs angrily and writes] Lois Griffin. Peter Griffin. We heard a loon.
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