[to Brian] What did I tell you about altering the past? Wait, when did you even do that?
Well, remember when I said I was gonna take a leak?
Brian, you shouldn't have done that. Who knows what unforseen consequences are awaiting us? Saddam Hussein could be president. Mexico could be the world's dominant super power. Cookie Monster could have invented Facebook!
[cut to an office with the Cookie Man and a man behind a desk]
What is this?
CMCookie Man
Cookiebook.
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