[Pilot Stewie finds present day Stewie hiding under his crib]
Oh… hey!
PSPilot Stewie
Who the deuce are you?!
Uh, well, I'm, uh… I'm you.
PSPilot Stewie
You look like me, but that's utterly impossible!
I'm afraid it's true. I'm you from the future. I've traveled back in time.
PSPilot Stewie
That’s absurd!
Look, I can prove to you that I'm you from the future! I know about the Eddie Bauer catalogue.
PSPilot Stewie
[gasps] It IS you!
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