Dan, Brian and others in “Road to the North Pole”

Hey, who the hell are you?

Uh... Hello.

What are you doing in my house?

Stewie

We're Santa Claus... es.

Yeah, you're Santa Claus, that's why you broke in through the window, I'm calling the cops!

No, no no no, I-I can explain. We came down the chimney, but we forgot the presents. It's actually-, it's kind of a funny story. [Stewie beats Dan with a baseball bat knocking him unconscious] What the hell did you do?!

Stewie

He was gonna call the cops, man. You can't call the cops on Santa.