“Meg! You look so different!” – Lois, Family Guy ... TV Quotes Database

[Seeing Meg's new appearance]

Meg! You look so different!

How was prison?

First question: who's the biggest. toughest guy in this house?

Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the distinction-

[Meg knocks Peter off the couch, beats him and breaks all his teeth]

My house now, bitch! Now who's the funniest?

[lifting his hand up] I know my way around a joke- [Meg kicks and stomps on Peter's face]

For God's sake, Dad! have some humility, it'll save your life!

There better be beer in the fridge. [Meg leaves the room]

Boy, I liked her better when she was more predictable...like the stock photos on a corporate website.

[a real photo of a female lab technician appears]

WWoman

I'm a woman in a lab coat wearing goggles, staring intently at a beaker that I'm holding near my face.

[a real photo of a male construction worker appears]

MMan

I'm a Latino in a hardhat, but I'm also wearing a tie so you know I'm a supervisor.

[a real photo of college students and their professor appears]

MSMale Student

We're college students listening to our professor, but the class is taking place outside?

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