[Stewie opens Meg's birthday presents]
Let's see what else we've got here. The first season of "Sister, Sister" on DVD?
You're welcome.
Stewie, what are you doing?! You can't open Meg's gifts!
These are mine, you hear me? MINE!
Oh God, not the "mine" phase. I've been dreading this day.
I'm entitled to these things, Lois. Especially after I got shafted by that Asian Santa at the mall.
[cutaway]
What you want? What you want for Christmas?
Um... I was thinking one of those old time-y...
Too late! Take too long! Sad Christmas! [he throws Stewie off his lap and an Asian kid is put on it] What you want?
Fire truck!
What color?
Red!
Next!
[As he is thrown off Santa] AHHH!
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