[Lois is sitting on the couch reading a book when Peter calls her from outside]
Lois, can you come out here for a second?
[Lois opens the door and sees Peter sitting on top of a giraffe]
Hey, Lois can you run inside and get me some oranges or whatever it is these things eat?
Peter, what is that!?
Uh, this would be a giraffe, Isaac Newton. I stole it from the zoo. With Mayor West sending all the cops away, everybody can do whatever they want.
Peter I don't care what Mayor West has done, you can't just break the law.
Sure I can, I've been doing it all week.
Peter you take that thing back where it belongs immediately!
Alright, I guess we gotta go back to the zoo, Alison Janney. Alison Janney?
[the giraffe's head is seen peeking into Quagmire's house]
[from inside the house] Good morning, honey. Oh, yeah, that feels so good. Wait, HEY, HEY, HEY! What the hell?! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get outta here!
[the giraffe runs backward, kicking its hind feet into Cleveland's house. Cleveland is, once again, taking a bath]
What the hell?! No, no, no, no, no, NO! [Cleveland and his bathtub fall to the ground] I gotta stop takin' my baths durin' Peter's shenanigans...
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