Hey, Peter, Lois called to remind you to pick up Meg at the roller rink.
No!
Oh, we're just getting started!
Meg is my least favorite of all your children.
It's alright. We'll just move the party to the skating rink. Who's sober enough to drive? [nobody answers] Uh, okay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk? You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyway because, I mean, come on, you got to get your car home. Right? I mean, I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well, screw that! You take a bus.
I'm that kind of drunk.
[throws Cleveland the car keys] Shotgun!
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