Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?
Um, maybe. I-I've been working out.
Well, you look wicked skinny. I'm, like, jealous!
Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.
I don't have a mustache...do I?
Oh, honey, it's fine. It makes you look distinguished.
But, Mom!
Now, Meg, I think all my children are beautiful.
[cut to an extremely overweight Stewie sitting on the front doorstep]
Damn you, ice cream! Come to my mouth. How...dare you disobey me? [a passing baby in a stroller waves at him] What are you looking at you...you infantile...stupid? That's right, damn you and such. You can [yawns] go burn in Hell... [falls asleep]
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