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Family Guy · Season 2

Meg, Chris and others in “He's Too Sexy For His Fat”

Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?

Um, maybe. I-I've been working out.

Well, you look wicked skinny. I'm, like, jealous!

Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.

I don't have a mustache...do I?

Oh, honey, it's fine. It makes you look distinguished.

But, Mom!

Now, Meg, I think all my children are beautiful.

[cut to an extremely overweight Stewie sitting on the front doorstep]

Damn you, ice cream! Come to my mouth. How...dare you disobey me? [a passing baby in a stroller waves at him] What are you looking at you...you infantile...stupid? That's right, damn you and such. You can [yawns] go burn in Hell... [falls asleep]

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