Come on, you're worryin' about nothin'.
Oh? Remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church?
[cutaway to a priest giving a sermon at church]
And so the Lord God smote poor Job with festering boils all over his body...
[sitting in one of the pews] Aw, man, I hate it when he tells this story.
...yet, miraculously, Job was still able to maintain his dignity.
[He is seen drinking lots of communion wine, he coughs] Woah, is that really the blood of Christ?
Yes.
Man, that guy musta been wasted 24 hours a day, eh?
[cut back to the kitchen]
And then there was that time at the ice cream store...
[cutaway to the family at an ice cream store]
Aw, butter rum's my favorite! [licks ice cream and passes out immediately]
[cut back to the kitchen]
And remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia?
[cutaway to a movie theater. Everyone is sobbing, except for Peter who stares blankly, then claps his hands]
I got it. That's the guy from Big. Tom Hanks! That's it, aw, funny guy, Tom Hanks! Everything he says is a stitch!
[on screen] I have AIDS.
[Peter laughing]
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