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Stewie and Lois in “Death Has a Shadow”

Excellent. The mind control device is nearing completion.

Stewie, I said no toys at the table.

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

Oh, don't pout, honey. You know, when you were born, the doctor said you were the happiest-looking baby he'd ever seen.

But of course! That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply-laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian Bastille. Return the device, woman!

No toys, Stewie.

Very well then. Mark my words: when you least expect it, your uppance will come.

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