Post Raisin Bran: like Kellogg's, but worse!
“Bri, Robot” · Season 17
In this episode: Peter Griffin (1), Lois Griffin (1), Stewie Griffin (1)
RBRobot Brian
Whoa! Ass ahoy!
But Peter, there's one thing I still don't get. Why did you take the massage job in the first place?
For you, Lois. [produces a fancy golden comb] I did it to earn enough money to buy a comb for your beautiful hair.
Oh Peter, didn't you know? [takes off her wig revealing her bald head] I *sold* my beautiful hair to buy you a bottle of massage oil.
[sarcastically] Great. So now I'm an unemployed masseuse with a bald wife. Merry fucking Christmas!
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