Lois and Peter in “Bri, Robot”

Lois

But Peter, there's one thing I still don't get. Why did you take the massage job in the first place?

Peter

For you, Lois. [produces a fancy golden comb] I did it to earn enough money to buy a comb for your beautiful hair.

Lois

Oh Peter, didn't you know? [takes off her wig revealing her bald head] I *sold* my beautiful hair to buy you a bottle of massage oil.

Peter

[sarcastically] Great. So now I'm an unemployed masseuse with a bald wife. Merry fucking Christmas!