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S5 E3

F Is for Family · Season 5, Episode 3

Maureen Murphy and Frank Murphy in “Blind Alley”

Maureen Murphy

[to a fussy Megan] Shut the fuck up.

Frank Murphy

Maureen!

Maureen Murphy

I wasn’t doing anything!

Frank Murphy

You do not tell a kid to shut the fuck up. That’s a parent’s job. [Sits on sofa next to Maureen, holds Megan] Now, sweetie, I know you’re still adjusting to having a new sibling, okay? But in time you’ll...

Maureen Murphy

Okay, bye, going to the graveyard! [runs out the door]

Frank Murphy

[sighs, to Megan] will you please turn out normal?

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