[muttering to himself while driving to work on a rainy early morning] Fucking Saturday. Fucking crack of dawn. Fucking birds aren’t even awake. Goddamn Ed treats me like a slave. Unpaid fucking training. Fuck him. [clocks in] Smiling piece of shit. See how happy he is with my foot up his fucking ass. Fucking...
Morning Frank!
Jesus!
Frank, the coffee was ready at 5:30, but you weren’t.
Want me to make him stand out in the rain?
Oh, no. I don’t want to give Frank the achoo-ies. But I will have to give you the finger. [Brushes his right index finger over his left index finger while giving Frank a stern look]
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