TV show quotes
Chief!
Don't you ever knock?
Sorry, chief but I have some good news. I've been tracking the trajectory of your exploded body parts, and I think I may have located your face somewhere in the arctic!
My face? Are you sure?
99.957%, chief! It's possible that the sub-zero temperature preserved it intact.
Tell Skarr to gas up the jet. I haven't seen my face in seven years.
How can I take over the world with Cod Commando breathing down my neck!?
Argh. Ye be needing to get yourself a mad scientist, as it were.
Hello, neighbor. How did you enjoy my little... light-show?
Estroy. What do you want, bucket-face?
Please, Hector. I come in peace. I want to bury the hatchet, buddy.
I know exactly where to bury the hatchet.
I want to let bygones be bygones and to invite you to dinner.
Dinner, eh? [Thinking] This will give me a chance to try to steal Estroy's next plan and use it myself. [Out loud] I will gladly accept your gracious invitation.
Oooh, then, its a date. Umm, I mean... dinner-meat... thing.
I really, REALLY hate that guy!
That doesn't concern me. Ever since the other reindeer shunned me from playing any of their reindeer games, I've chosen to live here in isolation.
Merry Christmas, suckers!
Rupert, with your muscles and might, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
It would be an honor!
Merry Christmas is a trademark of the X-Mas Corporation and should not be repeated without written permission.
We all live in a beautiful world. The rocks, the trees, the tiniest squirrel. Billions of people with bright, smiling, faces. Boys with golf clubs, young girls with braces. Puppies, kittens, the mighty condor. These are a few of the things I adore. I love my island, I love my money.
I love ham, I love jam, I love biscuits with honey.
Our world is filled with incredible beauty and that is why I feel is my duty to send forth the troops, to invade the coastline. To crush and destroy, until it's all mine!
On my mark, one, two, two and a half... Wait! I... I can't do it!
But, sir! We have the perfect shot!
I just can't do it!
WHY NOT!?
I haven't the stomach for it.
Out! Go back to Burger King, where you came from!
Stick the knife in his back, and twist! Twist! TWIIIIIST!
[He writes down Skarr's commands] Knife in back, twist, twist, twist.
Remember, father?
[Hologram] Stick the knife in the back, and twist! Twist! TWIIIIIST! [Back to himself] Oh.
Hahaha!
You betrayed me?
Affirmative.
I am so... proud!
We will become an unstoppable force that no one will be able to... stop!
What is that horrible stench? [Dog Chu arrives, snarling] Behold the ultimate weapon; the sword! Now, who's the pet?
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