A character in Evil Con Carne
Voiced by Armin Shimerman
Evil Con Carne · 37 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Evil Con Carne: in 11 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Hector Con Carne (5)
SkarrWhat's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. I am sick and tired of playing errand boy for that oversized wad of chewing gum, and that dipstick bear of his. I utterly despise him with every fiber of my being. And someday, someday soon, my children, I will make him... pay.
SkarrYou need to change your brain fluid, Hector. There's only one way to conquer the world. We've got to build massive armies and stockpile missiles! Then, you have to target and destroy every major capital in the world! YES! YES! HAHAHAHA! ALL MINE! ALL... [stops daydreaming] mine?
SkarrAnyone care to wager what I'll be next?
[Skarr devolves into a sheep liver fluke]
SkarrIf you guessed sheep liver fluke, you win.
SkarrTuesday is steak and kidney pie day!
SkarrI hate to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the League of Nations just sent a team of crack commandos to stop us.
Commandos? How can we stop them from kicking our butts, General Skarr?
SkarrHmmm. Cover our butts with our hands, sir?
Skarr, report to the command center right away!
SkarrBut, it's 2 AM.
Don't you know that tyranny never sleeps? For you see, General, on this very night, you and I will finally... dominate... the world! Hahahaha! Now, hurry up! Oh, and bring up some ice cream. Vanilla.
Vanilla is delicious!
What was that?
SkarrThat was just our engines blowing up. I'm out of here!
On my mark, one, two, two and a half... Wait! I... I can't do it!
SkarrBut, sir! We have the perfect shot!
I just can't do it!
SkarrWHY NOT!?
I haven't the stomach for it.
SkarrStick the knife in his back, and twist! Twist! TWIIIIIST!
[He writes down Skarr's commands] Knife in back, twist, twist, twist.
Remember, father?
Skarr[Hologram] Stick the knife in the back, and twist! Twist! TWIIIIIST! [Back to himself] Oh.
Hahaha!
SkarrYou betrayed me?
Affirmative.
SkarrI am so... proud!
Follow me. Follow me, my precious. I mean, master. No, wait, I mean... Oh, just give me the stupid Ring, master Halfling!
[Hector runs over the two of them]
Hey, what was that?
SkarrAbout five points.
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