On my mark, one, two, two and a half... Wait! I... I can't do it!
But, sir! We have the perfect shot!
I just can't do it!
WHY NOT!?
I haven't the stomach for it.
S2 E1Gutless/Day of the Dreadbot/League of Destruction
Out! Go back to Burger King, where you came from!
Stick the knife in his back, and twist! Twist! TWIIIIIST!
SSkarrbot
[He writes down Skarr's commands] Knife in back, twist, twist, twist.
SSkarrbot
Remember, father?
[Hologram] Stick the knife in the back, and twist! Twist! TWIIIIIST! [Back to himself] Oh.
SSkarrbot
Hahaha!
You betrayed me?
SSkarrbot
Affirmative.
I am so... proud!
We will become an unstoppable force that no one will be able to... stop!
S2 E2Son of Evil/Right to Bear Arms/Trouble with Skarrina
SCSamurai Cat
What is that horrible stench? [Dog Chu arrives, snarling] Behold the ultimate weapon; the sword! Now, who's the pet?
MMonkey
Turn back while you still can.
Boskov, spit-take, please. WHAT!?!
S2 E4Max Courage!
RCRick Courage
[repeated quote] It's Rick!
S2 E5Ultimate Evil
Enrique Jr. isn't stupid!
EJEnrique Jr.
¡Yo quiero Hector Con Carne!
No! I mean Boskov!
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