Hector Con Carne quotes from Evil Con Carne

Hector

Attention, League of Nations, you will lower your pathetic defenses and turn control of the planet over to me, Hector Con Carne. If you do not comply by six o'clock, this

Hector

HEY! Point the camera at me, you doo-doo! ME! Ahem, yes. So, turn over control of the world to me or I will force to use my doomsday device! With this, I can reduce your cities to smoking rubble! You have six hours to meet my demands.

Hector

Oh, that was horrible! Bad Boskov! Bad bear! These days like this, I wish my real body hadn't exploded!

Hector

You fool! You can't put a king on a four!

Hector

Does not having a body stink! Come to think of it, not having a mouth stinks.

Hector

I really, REALLY hate that guy!

Hector

Out! Go back to Burger King, where you came from!

Hector

We will become an unstoppable force that no one will be able to... stop!

Hector

Boskov, spit-take, please. WHAT!?!

Hector

That's it, Boskov. You are not allowed to watch Episode I anymore! that movie is rated R!!

Skarr

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the League of Nations just sent a team of crack commandos to stop us.

Hector

Commandos? How can we stop them from kicking our butts, General Skarr?

Skarr

Hmmm. Cover our butts with our hands, sir?

Hector

Skarr, report to the command center right away!

Skarr

But, it's 2 AM.

Hector

Don't you know that tyranny never sleeps? For you see, General, on this very night, you and I will finally... dominate... the world! Hahahaha! Now, hurry up! Oh, and bring up some ice cream. Vanilla.

Stomach

Vanilla is delicious!

Hector

What was that?

Skarr

That was just our engines blowing up. I'm out of here!

Come out with your paws up. You know the law! [points to sign] Wild bears are not allowed to fraternize with park guests.

Hector

But, I'm not a... I can explain. I'm unarmed, literally!

Ghastly

Chief!

Hector

Don't you ever knock?

Ghastly

Sorry, chief but I have some good news. I've been tracking the trajectory of your exploded body parts, and I think I may have located your face somewhere in the arctic!

Hector

My face? Are you sure?

Ghastly

99.957%, chief! It's possible that the sub-zero temperature preserved it intact.

Hector

Tell Skarr to gas up the jet. I haven't seen my face in seven years.

Hector

How can I take over the world with Cod Commando breathing down my neck!?

Argh. Ye be needing to get yourself a mad scientist, as it were.

Hello, neighbor. How did you enjoy my little... light-show?

Hector

Estroy. What do you want, bucket-face?

Please, Hector. I come in peace. I want to bury the hatchet, buddy.

Hector

I know exactly where to bury the hatchet.

I want to let bygones be bygones and to invite you to dinner.

Hector

Dinner, eh? [Thinking] This will give me a chance to try to steal Estroy's next plan and use it myself. [Out loud] I will gladly accept your gracious invitation.

Oooh, then, its a date. Umm, I mean... dinner-meat... thing.