MMonkey
Turn back while you still can.
S2 E2Son of Evil/Right to Bear Arms/Trouble with Skarrina
Boskov, spit-take, please. WHAT!?!
S2 E4Max Courage!
RCRick Courage
[repeated quote] It's Rick!
S2 E5Ultimate Evil
Enrique Jr. isn't stupid!
EJEnrique Jr.
¡Yo quiero Hector Con Carne!
No! I mean Boskov!
S3 E1No No Nanook/Teenage Idol
GGollum
Follow me. Follow me, my precious. I mean, master. No, wait, I mean... Oh, just give me the stupid Ring, master Halfling!
[Hector runs over the two of them]
Hey, what was that?
About five points.
GGollum
Yes, precious. Follow Shlamegal. Yeidel, deidel, Shlamegal, Shlamazel, nasty, stinky, filthy, thief! Give me that stupid Ring, halfling!
[Mounties run over the two of them]
MMonty
I say. Six points.
S3 E4Jealousy, Jealous Do/Hector, King of the Britons
That's it, Boskov. You are not allowed to watch Episode I anymore! that movie is rated R!!
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