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Evil Con Carne · Season 1, Episode 1

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“Evil Con Carne” · Season 1, Episode 1

In this episode: Hector Con Carne (2), General Skarr (1)

Attention, League of Nations, you will lower your pathetic defenses and turn control of the planet over to me, Hector Con Carne. If you do not comply by six o'clock, this

[Boskov turns the camera]

HEY! Point the camera at me, you doo-doo! ME! Ahem, yes. So, turn over control of the world to me or I will force to use my doomsday device! With this, I can reduce your cities to smoking rubble! You have six hours to meet my demands.

[Hector ends broadcast]

Oh, that was horrible! Bad Boskov! Bad bear! These days like this, I wish my real body hadn't exploded!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the League of Nations just sent a team of crack commandos to stop us.

Commandos? How can we stop them from kicking our butts, General Skarr?

Hmmm. Cover our butts with our hands, sir?

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