Hector Con Carne quotes from Evil Con Carne

Hector

We all live in a beautiful world. The rocks, the trees, the tiniest squirrel. Billions of people with bright, smiling, faces. Boys with golf clubs, young girls with braces. Puppies, kittens, the mighty condor. These are a few of the things I adore. I love my island, I love my money.

Stomach

I love ham, I love jam, I love biscuits with honey.

Hector

Our world is filled with incredible beauty and that is why I feel is my duty to send forth the troops, to invade the coastline. To crush and destroy, until it's all mine!

Hector

On my mark, one, two, two and a half... Wait! I... I can't do it!

Skarr

But, sir! We have the perfect shot!

Hector

I just can't do it!

Skarr

WHY NOT!?

Hector

I haven't the stomach for it.

Ghastly

Enrique Jr. isn't stupid!

¡Yo quiero Hector Con Carne!

Hector

No! I mean Boskov!

Follow me. Follow me, my precious. I mean, master. No, wait, I mean... Oh, just give me the stupid Ring, master Halfling!

Hector

Hey, what was that?

Skarr

About five points.