Evil Con Carne · Season 1, Episode 2
“Emotional Skarr” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: General Skarr (3), Hector Con Carne (1), Stomach (1)
Skarr, report to the command center right away!
But, it's 2 AM.
Don't you know that tyranny never sleeps? For you see, General, on this very night, you and I will finally... dominate... the world! Hahahaha! Now, hurry up! Oh, and bring up some ice cream. Vanilla.
Vanilla is delicious!
What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. I am sick and tired of playing errand boy for that oversized wad of chewing gum, and that dipstick bear of his. I utterly despise him with every fiber of my being. And someday, someday soon, my children, I will make him... pay.
You need to change your brain fluid, Hector. There's only one way to conquer the world. We've got to build massive armies and stockpile missiles! Then, you have to target and destroy every major capital in the world! YES! YES! HAHAHAHA! ALL MINE! ALL... [stops daydreaming] mine?
Self destruct will occur in T-minus ten seconds, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one....
[Bunny Island explodes]
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