How am I gonna get a girl from this school to go with me?
Just ask somebody.
I did. I asked Lisa, Sydney, Darlene and they all said no.
I even asked Ms. Morello.
Chris, I'm really flattered, but no.
Where's Mary Kay Letourneau when you need her?
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