Since there was no "Kwanzaa Eve" celebration for my family, Christmas Day turned into just another Wednesday.
Aren't there any Kwanzaa shows on?
Yeah. The Bob Hope Kwanzaa Special.
Everything is about Christmas.
Our ancestors played games and told stories.
Because our ancestors didn't have TV.
See? That's Kwanzaa's second principle, kujichagulia-- self-determination.
Kuji-what?
We define ourselves. We don't need the man tellin' us what to watch.
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