In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.
If I was you, I'd move on to his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Lemme hold a dollar.
You could slash his tires, pour sugar in his gas tank, put bleach on his clothes, give his wife a bad perm.
Revenge? Success, the best revenge.
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