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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator, Jerome and others in “Unfinished Business”

In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.

If I was you, I'd move on to his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Lemme hold a dollar.

You could slash his tires, pour sugar in his gas tank, put bleach on his clothes, give his wife a bad perm.

Revenge? Success, the best revenge.

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