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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator, Kill Moves and others in “Unfinished Business”

It seemed like everyone had advice for raising a baby.

You need to teach this boy how to protect himself. Now, I suggest the Brazilian two-finger neck snap! Want me to show you how it works?

Teach the baby to honor the mother and the father, and if the father should meet a tragic death, the baby shouldn't be upset if the mother makes friends with a nice man.

WWoman

[off-screen] Omar, I need more bubbles!

Gotta go.

Teach this baby the difference between the knock-offs and the real thing. For instance, "Gucci" does not have an "H" in it.

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