Chris, I was in the basement. I didn't see your bike.
[quickly makes up a lie] I put it under a sheet so it wouldn't get dirty.
[suspiciously] Not my good sheets?
[shakes his head] No, ma'am.
[narrating] If my parents found out about my bike, this was gonna be my last meal.
What'd you put in these eggs?
A little ham, cheddar cheese, seasoned salt, a touch of Basil, and just a, a little dash of hot sauce.
They taste a little funny.
Did you want something else?
I'll have some sausage.
Okay.
[takes a bite of sausage] Hmm. [Julius is quizzical] A little dry.
Rochelle, I feel bad enough about not working. I don't need you around here complaining about how I do things.
[shrugs] Well, if you did things right, I wouldn't have to complain.
Half the stuff around here I do better than you! [Rochelle pauses while eating] It ain't that hard.
[narrating] My father was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters. He had been cooking and cleaning all of his life. But even if the job wasn't that hard, he's not supposed to say it.
[Rochelle stares at Julius] What? You got somethin' to say? [Rochelle dryly smiles, stands up, and a warning message appears on screen]
Warning: The following scene contains language of a frank and explicit nature. Viewer discretion is advised.
Well, ain't this about a bi--?! [Cuts to outside of house as Rochelle is heard inside yelling. Crashes can be heard. People outside stop.] Are you crazy?! You do my job for [crash] one day, and now it ain't that damn hard?! You bacon-frying, biscuit-baking, pancake-making, bald-headed bastard! [Time card reading, "One Hour Later", appears] You must think I'm crazy! [crash; everyone ducks and moans] You can kiss my "Ain't-That-Hard" a--! [another crash, everyone runs away, screaming; cut to Rochelle inside] Have you LOST your mind?! [She leaves the room]
[narrating] And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy.
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