Where's Pratt?
With a patient. What do you need?
I need Pratt-- Hey, Sam, hold up. Where are you going?
I'm going to grab with Alex and his dad.
Did you assist Dr. Pratt in examining Campbell, the woman in Curtain 2?
Yeah.
Was there anything unusual about the exam?
I don't think so. Why?
He gave her a breast exam for back pain.
I don't know what her chief complaint was. I was on the phone with the blood bank and juggling five other patients.
Sounds like he TUBE'd her.
She wasn't intubated, Morris.
No, no, you know, TUBE? T-U-B-E: Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam.
You're such an ass.
What was that?
Sorry.
No, not you. [to Morris] Where did you hear that term?
I... I dunno. I didn't make it up.
Well, who did?
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