You know, I once ate a hash brownie before giving a big talk in Amsterdam. I mistakenly thought that it would take an hour to kick in...suddenly I was up on stage, completely out of my head, lecturing to a room full of biochemists in a faux French accent.
“Lost in America” · Season 12, Episode 17
In this episode: Luka Kovač (2), Morris (2), Abby Lockhart (1), Ray Barnett (1), Lucien Dubenko (1)
Abby, you get fever rash. I will take dog bite to the ear lobe. Wait, no...you take dog bite and I'll take the rash. It could be Rubella. We wouldn't want our baby getting a TORCH infection.
What?
TORCH infection. You know, herpes.
I know what a TORCH infection is.
Then you know it wouldn't be good for our baby.
Why do you keep calling it "our" baby?
I don't mean our baby like you and me. I mean like our baby, like an ER mascot.
This baby isn't anybody's mascot. [she walks away]
Oh, come on! Don't go away mad!
Ray! Meet my kids!
Your what?
I needed some extra cash in college, donated to a sperm bank. Best job I ever had, by the way.
[talking to the mother of a Turkish girl who died on the table] This is the hardest thing for any parent to experience.
PSPatient's mother
How do you protect them from all the evil of the world?
You can't. No matter what you do, you can't.
[after learning that the girl had been stabbed by her Islamic fundamentalist brother] This was an honor killing?
PSPatient's mother
[sobbing] Yes- yes, that's what they call it. But there is no honor here.
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