Morris and Abby in “Lost in America”

Abby, you get fever rash. I will take dog bite to the ear lobe. Wait, no...you take dog bite and I'll take the rash. It could be Rubella. We wouldn't want our baby getting a TORCH infection.

Abby

What?

TORCH infection. You know, herpes.

Abby

I know what a TORCH infection is.

Then you know it wouldn't be good for our baby.

Abby

Why do you keep calling it "our" baby?

I don't mean our baby like you and me. I mean like our baby, like an ER mascot.

Abby

This baby isn't anybody's mascot. [she walks away]

Oh, come on! Don't go away mad!