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E.R. · Season 11, Episode 3

“Try Carter” quotes from E.R.

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“Try Carter” · Season 11, Episode 3

In this episode: Luka Kovač (2), Neela Rasgotra (2), Abby Lockhart (1), John Carter (1), Sam (1), Frank Martin (1), Ray Barnett (1), Alex Taggart (1)

[Neela is sitting in a registry/intelligence office]

WWoman

So you placed very high on your placement test, but you haven't got a lot of experience in any other service industry. No retail, no sales. Secretarial?

No.

WWoman

Uh... Bookkeeping?

Not really.

WWoman

Horticulture?

[Neela shakes her head]

WWoman

Mechanics?

[Neela shakes her head]

WWoman

Electrical?.....Perhaps we'd have better luck if you told us what sort of things you can do.

Well, let's see: I can crack open your chest, reinflate your lung and squeeze your heart back to life.

How's the night shift going?

Ugly- but it's been quiet for the last hour or so.

Well, that won't last. Sunburns, blown-off fingers, potluck food poisoning- nothing like the E.R. on the Fourth of July.

You sound like you're looking forward to it.

Anytime you mix alcohol, gunpowder and the great outdoors, you're in for a good time.

[while Luka and Alex are playing video games] You're going down, you little freak.

You suck.

You're worse at this than you are at soccer.

Bite me, you Slav bastard.

[as she walks in the door] Alex! What did you just say?

What?

What did you say?

Nothing.

I heard you. [to Luka] You heard him. What did he say?

I didn't hear anything. Might have been the game.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you heard the game, Mom.

Yeah, well, I don't wanna hear that kind of talk out of you. [to Luka] Or you.

[after discovering that Neela got a job at the Jumbo Mart] When you said you were looking for a job, I thought you meant at another hospital or a clinic maybe.

I didn't have much luck.

You only looked for one day.

This is the only job I can get because I'm a loser.

You are not a loser.

At least you're close to the hospital.

[Abby kicks Ray]

UUrbanus

That intern, Abby, do you know if she's seeing anybody?

Just me. It's a casual, sexual relationship, but we're always looking for a third.

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